Baby Steps at iVEDiX

If you follow the iVEDiX Facebook page, you’ve probably noticed that we’re producing nearly as many babies around here as multi-million dollar clients. Coming off the heals of 2014 and into this year we’ve welcomed six new Vedics into the iVEDiX family and learned of yet another one on the way. Honestly, The Mamas and The Papas should be our elevator music at the grain tower. We’re not only thrilled to have these little ones to fawn over, but also amazed at their impact on us all – here are the analytics to prove it:

• Roughly 91% of our workforce falls within the National Sleep Foundation’s adult range for sleep.
• New parents make up about 20% of our workforce today.
• And, if we generously assume that our new parent workforce are only losing 2 hours sleep per night, we can estimate an opportunity loss of about 1,200 hours over the next 5 months.

This is valuable time that could be spent on customer support, services, or mobile app development. So, I figured, let’s put this time to good use, get these kids some billable hours, and fill some much needed resources. Here’s the lineup:

Thanks to these new additions, we’re forecasting productivity and profits to skyrocket next year as cash flow from our baby betting pool also begins. Place your bets for 2016 at whositgonnabe.net

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